User Profile

I apologize for the content of this LJ. I can guarantee you most or all of my entries will be incoherent rambling, roleplaying (which no one who was involved really gives a damn about unless they're in it), and cosplay pictures/information. Everything will be mind-numbing, pointless, probably offensive, and filled with some of dark, dark things that spawn from the black hole I sometimes refer to as my brain. Seeing as how this journal is public, nothing of great importantance will be put up here. If I really wanted to tell you something (directly), I'd simply PM you or give you a call.

Stalkers and pedophiles, rejoice! Now that I've gotten that out of the way, here's some information about me.

Name:
Call me Uke.
If you don't know what that means, you probably don't need to know.

Age:
15
Say it with me: "JAILBAIT!"

Height:
5' 3''
...not a bean. D<

Weight:
115 Lbs.
Any point in posting this? Not really.

Eyes and Hair:
Think of Haruhi, from Ouran High School Host Club. Post gum-incident, with slightly greener eyes.

Sexual Orientation:
Straight as a board. You'd think mah pimps and hoes would suggest something different, but you'd be wrong! :D

Hobbies:
Cosplaying, sewing, reading, playing video games, RPing and surfing the web. Especially on Gaia.
...you'd be suprised how much time these things can take up. Really.

Uke Loves:
-Her seme
-Spending "quality time" with Seme and her other pimps and whores. (Especially at the same time.)
-Her family and friends.
-Her two adorable, man-eating dogs.
-Her Yaoi Paddle. <333
-Fullmetal Alchemist, and all of its characters. <3
-Anime and manga in general.
-YAOI, YAOI, YAOI!
-Pretty Boys
-Literacy
-Environmentalists
-Chivalry
-Manners (Jesus Christ, what's happening to this generation? D<)
-Classical Music
-Getting strange looks while cosplaying.
-Cosplaying, period.
-Prop Making
-DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!
-Stepmania
-The fucked up things my Brother and Dad can do with their faces.
-Taking pictures of afore mentioned fucked up faces.
-Musicals
-Laughing
-Really, really good smut. <333
-Anything by velvet-mace.
-The word "defenestrate"

Uke Hates:
-The President, may he burn in hell.
-Animal and Child Abuse D<
-Assholes who drive Hummers and don't go farther away from their home than the nearest liquor store.
-Illiteracy
-Homophobes
-Narutards (And to those who think I'm talking about anyone who's ever watched/read the series, I'm referring to the fanboys and girls who make a bad name for their fandom. It's pathetic.)
-Snapping and clicking noises. D:
-Internet Faggots (Flamers, elitists, n00bs, attention and cam whores, etc. Being behind a monitor gives you no right to act like a fag. There's actually people behind most usernames, amd you'd think they'd give it some thought before being a jackass. This, of course, doesn't apply to all of the attention whores, cam whores, and regular whores out there. Don't flood a thread or put bots in every chat room you can get your hands on just because you can! Jesus, people will come to you!)

Uke's Pimps, Bitches and Whores
AKA
The Food Chain
(Will post pictures when bored enough.)
Divine Seme
Semerama
Seme
Semukeme
Ukeme
Semuke
Uke
Super Uke
Ultimate Uke

Uke's Usernames:
AIM: xFullmetal Shrimp
Cosplay.com: fma_pwns_u
Cosplaylab.com: Fullmetal Pipsqueak
Deviantart: HobbitinTokyo
Fullmetal-Alchemist.com: Monochrome Alchemist
GaiaOnline: Monochrome Alchemist
LiveJournal: annulo_peccatus
MSNM: frodorocksmysocks@netzero.net
Yahoo!: fma_pwns_u@yahoo.com
YIM: crazy_wanker_remnant

Friends (8):

Mutual Friends (7):

Also Friend of (1):